Emo Girls’ Guide to the Galaxy
Two nerdy, elder emos who like talking about books, ranting about the patriarchy, and obsessing over the star signs of fictional characters. New episodes every Sunday. Fellow emos and nerdy ranters welcome!
Episodes

Sunday Sep 03, 2023
All The World’s A Stage…For Adaptations
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
Sunday Sep 03, 2023
This week, Dev and Loretta walk through some of their favorite Shakespeare adaptions! Tangents include Ready Player One, Holes, and the entertainment industry STILL being fatphobic towards plus-sized main characters.

Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Author Convos: Kate Dramis
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
We're back with another author interview! We're joined by Kate Dramis - author of the new adult fantasy, The Curse of Saints. Tangents include character Starbucks orders, Twilight, and Game of Thrones binges.

Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Fangirl Corner: Mary Pearson
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Sunday Aug 20, 2023
Today we're spotlighting one of our favorite authors Mary Pearson and giving you the breakdown of all her books. Tangents include werebear smut (again), drinking pumpkin spice in the middle of summer, and Loretta failing miserably at operating basic technology.

Sunday Aug 06, 2023
Author Convos: Lana Pecherczyk
Sunday Aug 06, 2023
Sunday Aug 06, 2023
It's a special episode this week! We're joined by Elise (@theword_wanderer) for an interview with author Lana Pecherczyk who wrote the Fae Guardians, Deadly Seven, and the newly released Sinner Sisterhood series. Tangents include Henry Cavill, our addiction to book smut, and finding our fated mates 2000 years in the future.

Sunday Jul 30, 2023
Hate to Love You
Sunday Jul 30, 2023
Sunday Jul 30, 2023
In today's episode, Dev & Loretta talk enemies-to-lovers and give all the recs to keep you covered for literally a year. Tangents include Princess Diaries 2 and of course, Zelda.

Sunday Jul 16, 2023
Two’s Company, Love Triangle’s a Crowd.
Sunday Jul 16, 2023
Sunday Jul 16, 2023
This episode we're talking Love Triangles! The ones we love, the ones we hate, the ones everyone should forget about. Tangents include The Hunger Games, Twilight (again), and Red Queen being a YA Game of Thrones.

Sunday Jul 09, 2023
Spilling the Tea: Cassandra Clare’s Inside Scoop Pt. Three
Sunday Jul 09, 2023
Sunday Jul 09, 2023
In this last installment of our three-part series, we share the annotations of the last two Litjoy Crate editions of the Mortal Instrument books by Cassandra Clare—City of Lost Souls and City of Heavenly Fire. Tangents include pleading with our listeners to PLEASE sponsor our shadowhunter world tour and our preferred reading order of the shadowhunter books.

Sunday Jul 02, 2023
Spilling The Tea: Cassandra Clare’s Inside Scoop Pt. Two
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
Today we continue our deep dive into the annotations inside our special edition box set of The Mortal Instrument series by Cassandra Clare. This episode is all about books three and four in the series - City of Glass and City of Fallen Angels.
Tangents include Dev and Loretta trying desperately to remember what the heck happens in this series and how incest needs to stay out of mainstream media. Please, we're begging.

Sunday Jun 25, 2023
Spilling The Tea: Cassandra Clare’s Inside Scoop Pt. One
Sunday Jun 25, 2023
Sunday Jun 25, 2023
In today's episode, we take a look at our special edition box set of The Mortal Instruments and discuss Cassie's special annotations! We go through the first two books - City of Bones and City of Ashes. Stay tuned for parts two and three of this series, where we'll share more of Cassandra Clare's insider info from the rest of the series.
Tangents include Clary and her lack of logic and why no one took a DNA test the entire series.

Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Author Convos: Kaylie Smith
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
In this episode, the girls talk to author Kaylie Smith! We discuss her debut novel, A Ruinous Fate, and get some sneak peeks into the sequel, A Reckless Oath.
Tangents include Shadowhunter fangirling, board gaming, and Taylor Swift.

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Emo Girls' Guide to the Galaxy! We're a podcast for elder emos, readers, nerds, weebs, and everyone in between. Want to know what happens to emo kids who grow up obsessing over fictional characters and smutty fairie books? Join us every Sunday for our rants and tangents on mostly, books, sometimes, music, and always our emo lives.