Emo Girls’ Guide to the Galaxy
Two nerdy, elder emos who like talking about books, ranting about the patriarchy, and obsessing over the star signs of fictional characters. New episodes every Sunday. Fellow emos and nerdy ranters welcome!
Episodes

Sunday May 29, 2022
Episode 15: From Fang to Bang
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
Dev is back on this week’s episode, and we’re all ready to talk about our favorite bloodsucking hotties. Tangents include PR relationships, the stress-relieving nature of Animal Crossing, and nostalgia via book-to-movie adaptations of the early 2000s.

Sunday May 22, 2022
Episode 14: Holy Puck!
Sunday May 22, 2022
Sunday May 22, 2022
Join us as we delve into the unknown world of sports romance. We don't care about your game, we need the drama from the field...rink...whatever. What are these terms? It's a triangle not a period right? Tangents include the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial and a two-person cult?

Sunday May 15, 2022
Episode 13: Touch My...Wait, why is the door closed?!
Sunday May 15, 2022
Sunday May 15, 2022
This week Dev is out while the girls discuss romcoms, tangents include ranting about why we love romance and nice things for women, All That, sharing our mutual hate for Love Actually and Nicholas Sparks, and swooning over the Mr. Darcy hand flex.

Sunday May 08, 2022
Episode 12: Oh my gods!
Sunday May 08, 2022
Sunday May 08, 2022
Need a mythology fix? The emo girls got you! In this week's episode, the girls are talking about all things godly and breaking down their favorite mythology books. Tangents include The Mummy, Muppets Classic Theater, and the literary genius that is Dick Fight Island.

Sunday May 01, 2022
Episode 11: High Collars and Loose Morals
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
It has come to these podcasters' attention that a debatably explicit show has aired on Netflix. Undoubtably, it is our civic duty to discuss Bridgerton the show vs. the books. You may be witness to tangents that include the Olsen Twins and scary video games.
*SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE*

Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Episode 10: Shadowhunter Sunday
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
This week the girls let Dev school them in the world of Shadowhunters. Reading order, which Herondale is best and a heated debate about the Infernal love triangle. Tangents include a proper throuple, emo poetry and Witch/vampire romances.

Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Episode 9: Millennial Lint
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
In this week's episode, the girls talk early 2000s emo and how it shaped them. Tangents include Christian pop-punk music and why it slapped so hard, Zenga, and Nickleback.

Saturday Apr 09, 2022
Episode 8: Let’s Get Tropey
Saturday Apr 09, 2022
Saturday Apr 09, 2022
This week, the girls discuss their favorite and least favorite tropes. Tangents include new music as found on TikTok, the Princess Diaries as it relates to makeovers, and webcomics.

Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Episode 7: Is it Hot in Here or Just a Full Moon?
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
This week, Erin is back! We're talking shifter smut and why we're so obsessed. Tangents include true-life investigation podcasts & fan casting celebrity shifter abilities.

Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Episode 6: For Your Aural Entertainment
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
This week Steph is back again. The girls discuss audiobooks and their favorites. Tangents include K dramas, the struggles of moving and the way all topics eventually devolve into smut. Around minute 30, it really goes downhill.

Welcome to the...
Emo Girls' Guide to the Galaxy! We're a podcast for elder emos, readers, nerds, weebs, and everyone in between. Want to know what happens to emo kids who grow up obsessing over fictional characters and smutty fairie books? Join us every Sunday for our rants and tangents on mostly, books, sometimes, music, and always our emo lives.