Emo Girls’ Guide to the Galaxy
Two nerdy, elder emos who like talking about books, ranting about the patriarchy, and obsessing over the star signs of fictional characters. New episodes every Sunday. Fellow emos and nerdy ranters welcome!
Two nerdy, elder emos who like talking about books, ranting about the patriarchy, and obsessing over the star signs of fictional characters. New episodes every Sunday. Fellow emos and nerdy ranters welcome!
Episodes

May 29, 2022
Episode 15: From Fang to Bang
May 29, 2022
May 29, 2022
1hr 5 min
Dev is back on this week’s episode, and we’re all ready to talk about our favorite bloodsucking hotties. Tangents include PR relationships, the stress-relieving nature of Animal Crossing, and nostalgia via book-to-movie adaptations of the early 2000s.

May 22, 2022
Episode 14: Holy Puck!
May 22, 2022
May 22, 2022
1hr 1 min
Join us as we delve into the unknown world of sports romance. We don't care about your game, we need the drama from the field...rink...whatever. What are these terms? It's a triangle not a period right? Tangents include the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial and a two-person cult?

May 15, 2022
May 15, 2022
1hr 1 min
This week Dev is out while the girls discuss romcoms, tangents include ranting about why we love romance and nice things for women, All That, sharing our mutual hate for Love Actually and Nicholas Sparks, and swooning over the Mr. Darcy hand flex.

May 8, 2022
Episode 12: Oh my gods!
May 8, 2022
May 8, 2022
1hr 8 min
Need a mythology fix? The emo girls got you! In this week's episode, the girls are talking about all things godly and breaking down their favorite mythology books. Tangents include The Mummy, Muppets Classic Theater, and the literary genius that is Dick Fight Island.

May 1, 2022
Episode 11: High Collars and Loose Morals
May 1, 2022
May 1, 2022
1hr 10 min
It has come to these podcasters' attention that a debatably explicit show has aired on Netflix. Undoubtably, it is our civic duty to discuss Bridgerton the show vs. the books. You may be witness to tangents that include the Olsen Twins and scary video games.
*SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE*

Apr 24, 2022
Episode 10: Shadowhunter Sunday
Apr 24, 2022
Apr 24, 2022
1hr 1 min
This week the girls let Dev school them in the world of Shadowhunters. Reading order, which Herondale is best and a heated debate about the Infernal love triangle. Tangents include a proper throuple, emo poetry and Witch/vampire romances.

Apr 17, 2022
Episode 9: Millennial Lint
Apr 17, 2022
Apr 17, 2022
1hr 3 min
In this week's episode, the girls talk early 2000s emo and how it shaped them. Tangents include Christian pop-punk music and why it slapped so hard, Zenga, and Nickleback.

Apr 9, 2022
Episode 8: Let’s Get Tropey
Apr 9, 2022
Apr 9, 2022
44 min
This week, the girls discuss their favorite and least favorite tropes. Tangents include new music as found on TikTok, the Princess Diaries as it relates to makeovers, and webcomics.

Apr 3, 2022
Apr 3, 2022
58 min
This week, Erin is back! We're talking shifter smut and why we're so obsessed. Tangents include true-life investigation podcasts & fan casting celebrity shifter abilities.

Mar 27, 2022
Episode 6: For Your Aural Entertainment
Mar 27, 2022
Mar 27, 2022
54 min
This week Steph is back again. The girls discuss audiobooks and their favorites. Tangents include K dramas, the struggles of moving and the way all topics eventually devolve into smut. Around minute 30, it really goes downhill.

Welcome to the...
Emo Girls' Guide to the Galaxy! We're a podcast for elder emos, readers, nerds, weebs, and everyone in between. Want to know what happens to emo kids who grow up obsessing over fictional characters and smutty fairie books? Join us every Sunday for our rants and tangents on mostly, books, sometimes, music, and always our emo lives.









