Emo Girls’ Guide to the Galaxy
Two nerdy, elder emos who like talking about books, ranting about the patriarchy, and obsessing over the star signs of fictional characters. New episodes every Sunday. Fellow emos and nerdy ranters welcome!
Episodes

Sunday Jun 11, 2023
We’re Back ... From Rock Bottom
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
Dev and Loretta are BACK for season two and ready to go full nerd for the masses. Tangents include Twilight, Tears of the Kingdom, and a little surprise we have coming up next episode. *Evil laughter*

Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Episode 24: Skin Of A Killer
Sunday Dec 04, 2022
Sunday Dec 04, 2022
In today's episode, the girls are discussing the cult classic - Twilight. Tangents include Stick It, Whip It, and other sports movies where Kellen Lutz plays a himbo. Stick around until the end to play Twilight Trivia with us!

Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Episode 23: Crowns and Chaos
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Sunday Jul 24, 2022
Join us to talk about crowns and chaos. Our anger over Liam Hemsworth’s stupid hot casting as a jerk. #TEAMPEETA. King Henry the VIII was the worst - We KNOW. Also Game of Thrones is the ultimate real crown stealing, but Throne of Glass is way better with the surprise genius. And if you think we didn’t sneak some T.S. Joyce into the episode, then you didn’t listen to the end.
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Books read:
A Princess in Theory by Alyssa Cole
The Bellinger Sisters by Tessa Bailey
Romanov by Nadine Brandes
American Queen by Sierra Simone
Theirs for the Night by Katee Robert
The Selection by Kierra Cass
King of Battle and Blood by Scarlett St. Clair
The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle L. Jensen
A Shadow in the Ember by Jennifer L. Armentrout
The Kiss of Deception by Mary Pearson
Fantasy of Frost by Kelly St Clare
The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillippa Gregory
Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
Ash Princess by Laura Sebastian
Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine
The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer
The Cruel Prince by Holly Black
Falling Kingdoms by Morgan Rhodes
Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Crown of Coral and Pearl by Mara Rutherford
Furyborn by Claire LeGrand
Media mentioned:
Stranger Things
Supernatural
Hades for Switch
The Prince and Me
Game of Thrones

Sunday Jul 17, 2022
Episode 22: Flux My Capacitor
Sunday Jul 17, 2022
Sunday Jul 17, 2022
This week Jess is out and the rest of the gang explores the wonders and pitfalls of time travel in books and on screen. Tangents include an isolated cabin meet cute, the alternate timelines side of TikTok, and an JFK vs. SJM.

Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Episode 21: One in the Head and Two in the Bed
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
We're making you an offer you can't refuse this week and talking about the mafia romance genre. Tangents include chaotic alpha males, Archie's red hair in Riverdale, and Willie Potatoes.
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Books read:
Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark
Elite by Rachel Van Dyken
Ruthless Princess by Rachel Van Dyken
Royal Bully by Rachel Van Dyken (Ruthless Princess prequel novella)
The Sweetest Oblivion by Danielle Lori
Bound by Honor by Cora Reilly
Queens and Monsters series by J.T. Geissinger
The Kiss Thief by L.J. Shen
Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
Buttons and Lace by Penelope Sky and Kris Kendall
Media mentioned:
Stranger Things
Boondock Saints
Riverdale
Resources:
Danielle Lori Twitter Thread
NPR Mob Boss Name Article
Ranker Mafia Nicknames

Sunday Jul 03, 2022
Episode 20: The World Is Ending, Hand Me A Beer
Sunday Jul 03, 2022
Sunday Jul 03, 2022
In this week's episode, the girls realize they like reading about the end of the world a little bit too much.
Tangents include alien mating d*cks, Stardew Valley boyfriends, and Charlie Puth.

Sunday Jun 26, 2022
Episode 19: State of the Uterus
Sunday Jun 26, 2022
Sunday Jun 26, 2022
In this week's episode, we're raging at the state of America and how our rights as women are being targeted. We’re hoping we can provide a little hope and a lot of resources for anyone who needs them.
Tangents include American history lessons, capitalism being terrible, and mental help tips from Erin.

Sunday Jun 19, 2022
Episode 18: Unholy Thoughts
Sunday Jun 19, 2022
Sunday Jun 19, 2022
This week we are joined by Elise to discuss all things sexy and off-limits. Something might smite us for our thoughts about Angels.
Tangents include Stranger Things, The Staircase and Grey's Anatomy. What can we say... we like pain.
Books MentionedWolfsong series by TJ Klune
Sawgirls by Claire LeGrand
Juniper & Thorn by Ava Reid
The Ballad of Perilous Graves by Alex Jennings
Maggie Moves on by Lucy Score
Fake it Till You Bake it by Jamie Wesley
Stealing Infinity by Alyson Noel
Rephaim series by Paula Weston
Penryn and the End of Days by Susan Ee
The Four Horsemen by Laura Thalassa
Feather by Olivia Wildenstein
The Dark Elements, Harbinger series by JLA
Unchained, Nephilim Rising by JLA
Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
Watcher series by JL Madore
Guildhunters by Nalini Singh
Hush Hush series
Fallen series
Fallen Immortal series by Alyssa Wood
Ember of Night by Molly E. Lee
A Night of Wings and Starlight by
Irin Chronicles by Elizabeth Hunter
Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas
Media MentionedStranger Things
The Staircase on HBO
Grey’s Anatomy
Supernatural

Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Episode 17: Cetus LuPENIS
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
This week the gang tackles popular alien smut and learns that creature body parts are not for us, but no kink shaming here! Tangents include Pride Month recs, flower dicks, and Henry Cavill vs. tentacles.

Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Episode 16: Faerie P*rn or Bust
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Give us faerie p*rn or give us death. Today we're talking about all our favorite faerie books and how the patriarchy needs to chill out and let us read whatever the heck we want. Tangents include Meredith Blake in The Parent Trap, Legolas sparking our sexual awakenings, and Jack Sparrow cardboard cutouts.

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Emo Girls' Guide to the Galaxy! We're a podcast for elder emos, readers, nerds, weebs, and everyone in between. Want to know what happens to emo kids who grow up obsessing over fictional characters and smutty fairie books? Join us every Sunday for our rants and tangents on mostly, books, sometimes, music, and always our emo lives.